You've seen sites like http://thefairest.info/ and http://kittenwar.com/

This application lets you do this with the images you have on your own computer!

I'm writing this application mainly to teach myself Haskell, so don't expect it to be pretty. It assumes a Unix-like environment, including the presence of the "ls" command and the "feh" command. Execute it from the directory containing the images you wish to rank.