“Horses don't abandon horses. Even at 4 AM. Even without memory.” — Law of the Herd (KBL v3.0)
- FOCUS: Distributed systems, IPC, async queues, high‑load.
- PRIORITY: Long‑term collaboration (10+ years) in a stable product team.
- LOCATION: Rural area. Nothing distracts from work. Except fishing during working hours.
Atomic task orchestrator on PHP Swoole + NATS JetStream + Go WebSocket proxy
Why it’s great:
- Async workers with global and local semaphores
- NATS JetStream as persistent queue and message broker
- Go WebSocket proxy for real‑time telemetry
- Clean architecture:
Contract,ServiceProvider, DTO - KBL v3.0 license — right to fish during working hours and leave narcissists
Stack: PHP 8.4 (Swoole 6) · Go 1.26 · NATS · Docker
Live Demo: https://fast.af.l3373.xyz GitHub: fast-atomic-flow ★ 1 · 🍴 1
You may:
- Leave narcissists, even if it’s scary
- Fish during working hours without guilt
- Have a bad day without having to explain why
- Fix the horse when it falls, and never abandon it in a coma
- Use profanity in commit messages
- Refuse toxic job interviews without losing self-respect
You may not:
- Forget that horses don’t abandon horses
- Justify those who cannot love
- Be ashamed of your 13 years in hell — they made you stronger
Anyone who has been through hell and didn’t break can join the herd without a probation period. Crying is allowed. But then — hooves up and move on.
PHP 8.4 (Swoole 6 / Coroutines) · Go (Golang) · NATS · Docker
MySQL · Postgres · Redis · Clickhouse · Kafka · RabbitMQ
Systemd · CI/CD · PHPUnit · Clean Architecture
- Async queues and message brokers (NATS, Kafka, RabbitMQ)
- Concurrency control: semaphores, atomic ops, shared memory
- SQL optimization, ETL pipelines, ClickHouse, Redis
- Observability: real‑time monitoring and telemetry
- Decomposing “God Objects” into typed DTOs and services
- Migrating PHP 5.x → 8.x without business interruption
- Clean architecture: separating abstractions from implementations
Rural area — ideal environment for deep focus.
- Connectivity: Stable low‑latency channel
- Focus: No office hustle, only results and code quality
- Accountability: Full autonomy and self‑discipline
- Bonus: Fishing during working hours
| CHANNEL | DETAILS |
|---|---|
| Name | Centaur-Vova (Dmitry Shmanatov) |
| Web | L3373.XYZ |
| hire@l3373.xyz | |
| Telegram | @l3373 |
| GitHub | shmandalf |
| Status | Lead / System Architect (Remote) |
Vsegda vash, l3373.xyz 🐎💙
Horses don't abandon horses. Even at 4 AM. Even without memory.

