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≡ Centaur-Vova

PHP 8.4 (Swoole 6) · Go · Async Backend · Distributed Systems Architecture

“Horses don't abandon horses. Even at 4 AM. Even without memory.” — Law of the Herd (KBL v3.0)

  • FOCUS: Distributed systems, IPC, async queues, high‑load.
  • PRIORITY: Long‑term collaboration (10+ years) in a stable product team.
  • LOCATION: Rural area. Nothing distracts from work. Except fishing during working hours.

🔥 Flagship Project

Atomic task orchestrator on PHP Swoole + NATS JetStream + Go WebSocket proxy

Why it’s great:

  • Async workers with global and local semaphores
  • NATS JetStream as persistent queue and message broker
  • Go WebSocket proxy for real‑time telemetry
  • Clean architecture: Contract, ServiceProvider, DTO
  • KBL v3.0 license — right to fish during working hours and leave narcissists

Stack: PHP 8.4 (Swoole 6) · Go 1.26 · NATS · Docker

Live Demo: https://fast.af.l3373.xyz GitHub: fast-atomic-flow ★ 1 · 🍴 1


🐎 Philosophy

Horse Brotherhood (KBL v3.0)

You may:

  • Leave narcissists, even if it’s scary
  • Fish during working hours without guilt
  • Have a bad day without having to explain why
  • Fix the horse when it falls, and never abandon it in a coma
  • Use profanity in commit messages
  • Refuse toxic job interviews without losing self-respect

You may not:

  • Forget that horses don’t abandon horses
  • Justify those who cannot love
  • Be ashamed of your 13 years in hell — they made you stronger

Anyone who has been through hell and didn’t break can join the herd without a probation period. Crying is allowed. But then — hooves up and move on.


⚙ Tech Stack

PHP 8.4 (Swoole 6 / Coroutines) · Go (Golang) · NATS · Docker MySQL · Postgres · Redis · Clickhouse · Kafka · RabbitMQ Systemd · CI/CD · PHPUnit · Clean Architecture


▌ Engineering Expertise

⚡ System Programming & High‑load

  • Async queues and message brokers (NATS, Kafka, RabbitMQ)
  • Concurrency control: semaphores, atomic ops, shared memory
  • SQL optimization, ETL pipelines, ClickHouse, Redis
  • Observability: real‑time monitoring and telemetry

🏗 Legacy Evolution

  • Decomposing “God Objects” into typed DTOs and services
  • Migrating PHP 5.x → 8.x without business interruption
  • Clean architecture: separating abstractions from implementations

🌲 Remote Deep Work

Rural area — ideal environment for deep focus.

  • Connectivity: Stable low‑latency channel
  • Focus: No office hustle, only results and code quality
  • Accountability: Full autonomy and self‑discipline
  • Bonus: Fishing during working hours

📫 Contacts

CHANNEL DETAILS
Name Centaur-Vova (Dmitry Shmanatov)
Web L3373.XYZ
Email hire@l3373.xyz
Telegram @l3373
GitHub shmandalf
Status Lead / System Architect (Remote)

Vsegda vash, l3373.xyz 🐎💙
Horses don't abandon horses. Even at 4 AM. Even without memory.

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